About Me

I hate peanut butter and everything that has to do with nuts. Except men’s. I ♥ bubbles. They make me happy. So do gummy bears. I feel God-almighty when I eat them. I hate biting my nails but I can’t seem to stop. Sometimes I laugh when I want to cry. I’m -very- openminded. I ♥ animals & nature. Black Violet & Red. I ♥ to experiment new things. I collect socks, lingerie & friendships. I fiddle with my rings when something is wrong and find myself buried in my thoughts. I have a thing for boOts. Pain is sexy. So is pOrn. I hate when people make me wait, but I can be ridiculously unpunctual.  I like watermelon-flavored lollipops. I raised a Cannabis plant named Mrs. Mota. Bunnies r’ fluffy. CoOking is fun. I’m really hard to impress; easy to disappoint. I have a fetish for Venetian masks. I don’t like to intervene. Mountains r’ majestic. Trucks freak me out. I’m exceedingly absentminded. I’m constantly obsessing about tiny stupid little things. I like to be teased. I ♥ flowers, mushrooms & faeries. Snowflakes r’ pretty. I’m a free soul. I ♥ life but I fucking hate ham. I’m fun. I’m a neat freak. I laugh loud. Foreplay is *-very-* important. I’m an amazing clutz. I -hate- being pressured, but handle it quite well. I spent years sitting on a corn flake dressed as a penguin singing lullabys on the side of the road. Children always make me smile. I need my friends. Sometimes when I see strangers I wonder what my life would be like with them in it. I carry apples in my purse to give to poor kids on the street asking for money. I don’t set my alarm clock to numbers divisible by 5. It’s boring. I never want to get married or have children. I want to be a foster parent. I like doing cartwheels when I’m naked. Pet peeves: bad grammar, open cupboards, boring Powerpoint slides and running taps. I hold my breath and make a wish when driving through tunnels. I love a man in uniform. I always choose a window seat when flying. I like to make shapes in the clouds. I don’t believe in God, but I do the sign of the cross during take-off or passing by a cemetery. I like cucumbers but dislike pickles. I enjoy putting things together or taking them apart. I don’t know why, but there’s something about interracial couples that gives me hope. I wear my tongue ring when I’m feeling like a slut. I’m a self-proclaimed sapiosexual. Science has given me the best love affair of my life. My favourite word is “Eureka”. I dye my hair when I’m moving on. Diving has involuntarily prohibited me from eating seafood. I talk to myself, especially when packing luggage.  I love knives and guns. I’m a box full of surprises. I kiss BMWs. Butterflies have a sad happiness to them. I like to go horse-back riding. I despise being interrupted whilst I’m reading. I am a mutant: I posses a unique morphing abilitiy. I can be a very jealous person, but I’m usually not. I enjoy my own company. I live inside a bubble. At times, I like to lay down and just stare up at the sky. It soOthes me. I hurt the people I love. I’m pure. I like writing messages in low-hanging mangos. I’m oh-so real. I love adventure. Heights are my therapy. Did Ballet for about 8 years. I’m also a procrastinator. I still sleep with Teddy. I’m not judgemental. I like chocolate milk before going to bed. I don’t talk on the phone. People asking for my number makes me feel awkward.  I enjoy reading boOks. I read them out loud and with a british accent. I always read the last sentence of the last page before starting one. My favourite is The Little Prince. I am -fascinated- by clouds. I’m very picky about my personal space. I’m a control freak. Rainbows have this strange effect on me. I like it. Sunshines and Sunsets astound me. I came out negative in my HIV-test! I have a keen respect for trees. It makes me sad how they can grow for years but be cut down by someone in an hour. I’m not a fan of Public Display of Affection. I walk on my tippy-toes when wearing underwear only. I am very self-sufficient. I leave change in my pockets that makes me happy when I “unexpectedly” find it. I’m into videogames. Wine Also. I allow myself to be led by the river that is life. I always leave the last bite. I’m brutally honest.  I’m a sweets-aholic. I hate people who think they are better than everyone else. I’m ambitious & ambiguous. I have sensitive ears. I laugh when I’m nervous. I’m -very- impulsive! I hate people going through my shit. I suffer from anosmia. The flu stole my sense of smell. I’m scared of dolls & afraid of growing old. I hate my toes. I’m outgoing. I’m bold. I like solving puzzles. I rest on one leg when standing up. I’m a very curious cat. I’m addicted to chap stick. Vics inhaler toO. I sleep to forget. I’m Empathetic. I don’t like watches. I like memories. I can’t live w/out music. I like things to be said straight out, even if it means getting hurt. I’d rather fuck with the truth than make love to a lie. I’m an Earth Warrior. I’m highly intuitive. I’m open to change. I really like erotic novels. And write them, also. Chocolate is yummy! I like independent men who smell goOd & wear fancy pens in their shirt pockets. I like giving flowers to strangers. Flips Flops r’ oh-so comfortable. I wish, I wish, I wish I was a mermaid. I hate when people don’t keep their word. I -don’t- like repeating myself. I never expect anything from anyone: Expectations lead to dissapointments.